Pitch Bible

Sometimes stillness is the hardest position a body can take.

A seasoned Republican congresswoman turns to Buddhism and polyamory to outrun her pain—only to discover these practices require her to actually feel things. A dark comedy about a panic-addicted institution forced to metabolize a leader who refuses to perform urgency.

Maya Kline: The Transformation

Maya is not enlightened. She is committed, sincere, and frequently wrong. She frames her crisis as "growth," but the data tells a different story. Explore the shift from her "Political Persona" to her "Stillness Practice".

The Old Maya

Built on certainty, control, and performance. A survival mechanism against chaos. Used anger as fuel. "The Bitch."

The New Maya

Built on non-attachment (often misunderstood), silence, and refusal to react. "The Buddhist." Creates institutional bottlenecks by refusing to play the game.

"I don't have anything to add that would make this room more certain."

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Ryan (Chief of Staff)

The Panic Enabler

Ambitious, highly caffeinated, deeply frustrated. His self-worth is tied to political capital. He vibrates with anxiety so Maya doesn't have to.

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The Pansexual Lover

The Truth Teller

Radically open, brutally impatient with Maya's faux-enlightenment. Calls out "Ethical Non-Monogamy" as "Ethical Home Invasion."

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The Off-Screen President

The Void of Ego

Trump-esque. Never seen, only felt through unhinged tweets and chaotic executive orders. Represents pure grasping.

Season One Arc

The escalating cost of non-alignment. Click the phases to explore the narrative trajectory.

The Scene Lab

Explore the tone through key dialogue. Click any quote to reveal the scene context conceived in the writer's room.

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The Panic Index

Maya's Stillness
The Off-Screen President

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The American Public (Reaction Reel)
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"Silence?"

- Guy on couch covered in chip wrappers